Britney Spears Claims To Take Two Baths A Day

Britney Spears is a liar. I quite like the girl at this point, with her spending the better part of her time under conservatorship not flashing her vagina. So those are words I never thought I’d say. However, she’s lied about something pretty blatantly in a new interview. The singer has been giving some rather fluff interviews of late; having some staff member answer questions as her on Twitter, I think anyway, and emailing in answers to the emailed questions asked by Out (assuming she was the person who wrote those at all). I’m pretty much thinking she’s done little personally to promote her album aside from perhaps ‘yes…no’ which interviews at which outlets she wanted her named attached. There’s some exclusive Good Morning America thing coming up, but that’s the only thing off the top of my head for which she’s really going to be present. In any case, there’s some weird ’25 Things You Don’t Know About Me’ article on Us Weekly in which either a heavily-medicated Spears or some assistant actually said the below. Which included responses she’s revealed in interviews before. For example: answer number 18, ‘I played basketball, guard, in high school,’ something she said in interviews during the early 2000s; 20, ‘I’m constantly cleaning my house,’ she said that already during her interview with Matt Laeur; 25, ‘I wrecked my mom’s Lexus in high school,’ she already said that too, during Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, I think. There are some surprises. Spears was so hungry for d**k, she hit on boyfriend Jason Trawick first. She doesn’t ‘own’ a cell, which I interpreted as she’s not allowed (after reading some years back about having her calls screened by conservators and being chastised for calling the ‘wrong people’). The big thing for me was number two… ‘I take two baths a day.’ She would accidentally get her hair wet, some of the time for sure, meaning it wouldn’t always be that greasy. And how is she washing herself that often, so she says, and evidently with all the spills, never washing her clothing?

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